She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
My pussy is not your playground.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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