I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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