First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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