she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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