Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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