Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
