i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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