she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I love you. Go after that dick
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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