No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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