i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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