Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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