An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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