I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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