Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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