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(650): View more from California

hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again

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(502): View more from Kentucky

new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home

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(818): View more from California

I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.

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(940): View more from Texas

Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.

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(760): View more from California

If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone

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(559): View more from California

Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.

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