Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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