He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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