You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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