I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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