belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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