everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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