these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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