Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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