Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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