oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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