Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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