This girl is more easily done than said...
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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