Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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