Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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