I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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