I want to stick my p in your. b.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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