i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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