This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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