i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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