Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Randomize
