Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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