Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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