Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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