Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Let's paint friendship bongs
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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