its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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