dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
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me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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