gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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