all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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