Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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