And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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