Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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