he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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