I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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