sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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