if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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