you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
He has the fingertips of a God
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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