that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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