I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Drunk is a universal language darling
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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